1) Stop wasting precious brain calories thinking up New Year Resolutions, and just by have AI do it all for you. Use that inimitable human brain power to dream up human-animal-monster hybrids that might look sexy in AI-generated porn. Be bold and aim for double-digit vaginas on the sex beings you dream up.

1. Commit to Personal Growth - Take up meditation to clear the mind, mainly to forget what happened in 2024.