It’s March 2021, and there’s never been a better time to be alive.

Almost all of us have been in a tremendous funk, feeling like complete dogshit for what seems like ages as we’ve been suffering through a pandemic, climate change catastrophes, and the fucking Trump presidency.

But like they say, it’s always darkest before the dawn. Wait a sec. Is it? That can’t be right. That sounds retarded.

I’m happy to share with you a few characters that my daughter absolutely loves.

First, there’s Pee-stain the Yellow Lion.