John 3:16 Guy & Other Fantasy Football Team Photos

Please ignore this post. I'm trying to use this guy as my fantasy football team pic and ESPN requires a web address, so hopefully posting it on my website will do the trick. Suck it, ESPN.

My team is 0-4 and has scored the lowest points in the league each week so I’m changing my team name to Humble Poop and need to host the new image.

I still suck, but my league-mates have pissed me off, so I’m changing to Angry Poop.

Despite finishing last in 2018, I did not kill myself. I still don’t know whether to celebrate that decision or to lament it, but we just finished drafting for the 2019 season so I will keep pushing on.

I drafted OAK TE Darren Waller not only because we both like alcohol and drugs and women who are hot and don’t talk much, but also because I like his potential to break out. So much so that I’m naming my team after him, coupling it with an homage to Skee-Lo.

Like to here it, here it goes:

I Wish I Was A Little Bit Waller.

And above is the picture so that I can use it on ESPN. Fuckers.

ESPN, cunts that they are, allowed me to change my team pic to the Skee Bowl photo, but then of course they didn’t apply and display it. So to test if I can change it from Angry Poop to another image, I uploaded the above. I got it by googling “Perfect 10 Boobs”. I had expected some nipple, but I won’t complain. Fuck ESPN.

Changing team name to Jeffrey Dahmer. What mascot is more intimidating than someone who kills people, eats them, and freezes their bodies. My leaguemates are totally gonna piss their pants when they have to face me. Advantage John Box.

Fun Fact: Jeffrey Dahmer was convicted of public intoxication.

NOTE TO SELF: I NEED TO SAVE IMAGES AS .png FOR ESPN TO ACCEPT THEM CAUSE ESPN IS A FUCK.

Okay, thanks, handsome.

For my boy, Sterling Shepard, who I’m hoping will tear it up for my team this year unlike Russel Shepard, the Bad Shepard.

I finally got Gurley on my team in 09/2020, so I finally get to pull out the ace in my sleeve. “2 Gurleys” 1 Cupp. This chocolate ice cream pic should do the trick. Num num num. Fantasy domination tastes delicious.

NOTE TO SELF: JUST FIND APPLICABLE IMAGE ON IMGUR.COM & USE THAT LOCATION. ESPN SEEMS TO HAVE STOPPED ACCEPTING IMAGES FROM HERE CAUSE THEY ARE A MASS CONGLOMERATION OF URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS.