A New Innovation In Bald Spot Concealment

Everyone knows that LA Rams head coach Sean McVeigh is an innovator.

But it’s his pal, Kliff Klingsbury, head coach of the Arizona Cardinals, that is putting a fresh spin on the stale hairstyle that is the comb-over.

We’re all well aware of the comb-over, where a very balding geezer* grows the hair on the side of his head so long that he can comb it over the bald spot on top, so as to give the impression of a full head of hair.

It’s a hairstyle that has been fooling absolutely no one since the first douche who tried it.

But coxcomb Kliff Klingsbury is so inventive and narcissistic that he’s taken it to the next level. The young pomp has a budding bald spot on the crown of his head that he’s so concerned about he’s grown a little patch of hair just above it to drape it over the top. It’s like the opposite of bangs.

Well done, Mr. Klingsbury. Well done.

Not!

We’re totally on to you, you bald geezer!

Here’s a shot I took of the monstrosity from an Oct 2021 game.

Okay, on second thought, that’s just a regular back of the head. I should stop drinking so much when watching NFL. And stop getting so angry when my bets are losing.

But I got nothing else to write about this month, so I’m sticking with it. It can’t be long before he kicks off the comb-downing trend.

*Fun Fact: Regardless of age, if you’re balding, you’re a geezer. Tough noogies.