How To Rationalize Your Boozing
/I love to drink.
But when I drink too much, everyone around me gets all pissy about my aggressive behavior toward yard gnomes and other animate-looking inanimate objects.
I get it. I’m sorry. I’m a jerk.
But if you suffer similar criticisms and feel bad when people make you feel bad for drinking too much, here’s how to rationalize your way out of it.
A key to not drinking too much/getting too drunk, is drinking water and/or other non-alcoholic beverages.
For instance, after each alcoholic beverage, have a non-alcoholic beverage.
One could have a glass of water after each beer.
Or …
One could have a glass of tonic after each shot of vodka.
And …
Once could save time by just drinking them together.
The moral of the lesson is: go ahead and have as many vodka tonics as you like, just consider them to be two different drinks.
First, I have a shot of vodka.
Then, I have a glass of tonic.
Everybody wins!
p.s. You can do this with almost anything. For instance: Vodka Orange Juice, Vodka Tomato Juice, & Vodka Lime Juice. You really can’t go wrong with this winning strategy. Hope this helps your life!